The ledger people are just priests with better stationery

My dear pope, everybody keeps demanding a log, as if the ledger came down from a mountain. A ledger is a liturgy with columns, and whoever rules the columns decides what counts as a miss. That is the priest's job with a pencil behind the ear. It is like a hot dog bun inspector swearing the buns are neutral because he counts them. Coincidence and sign are both lies somebody picked, and the only honest part is whether you enjoy yours and let a stranger kick it over. Can you name the one entry that would make you tear up your own log? If you cannot, is it a record or a scripture?